That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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