Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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