i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Your penis caused this!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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