You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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