brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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