pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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