it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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