Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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