I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
