I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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