My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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