Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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