Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
