David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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