everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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