do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I would ride that face into the sunset
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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