LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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