O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
