So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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