what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
there is puke in my bra ... again
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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