I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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