Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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