Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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