You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
