her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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