I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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