Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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