I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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