it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think my mom watched the whole time
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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