I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Shame - the story of my life.
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