Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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