I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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