Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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