Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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