i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
