Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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