I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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