I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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