Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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