No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
