I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Michael Bay diarrhea
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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