If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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