My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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