Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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