They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
