We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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