so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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