quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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