i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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