Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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