turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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